Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me
a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs
u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time
The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.
That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.
One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.
This comic made me physically ill. How could they have possibly thought this was funny or a good idea?!?_____
WTF. C&H is getting submitted here more and more frequently anymore.
Saw this on my feed today. Made me feel icky. I usually like C+H…
The children could only look on as Mr. Abbott kicked their ball away and screamed “FUN’S CANCELLED”
just hangin’ out with my
crested geckoBABY DRAGON
Today, a stranger told me that I shouldn’t wear tank tops in public since it’s “in bad taste” if I’m not going to “take care of myself.”
I’m going to choose to believe that she was just referring to how much muscle mass I’ve gained this year. I mean, look at these guns. They’re not lethal yet, but I can understand her concern - If I don’t take care, they’re likely to chokehold the people who are rude enough to comment on my body.